Fighting the Wrong War

by Cenk Uygur

In the movie "Planes, Trains & Automobiles," John Candy and Steve Martin are driving down the wrong way on a one way. Some people spot them on the other side of the highway and start yelling to them, "You're going the wrong way!!!"

Steve Martin looks concerned, but John Candy reassures him, "How would they know which way we're going?" They drive straight ahead and get crushed by two 18 wheelers. . .
You're Fighting the Wrong War!