Monday, July 10, 2006

As seen on the roads...

>>These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former Methodist
>>minister in Lakeside, Ohio, who writes: The following actual bumper
>>stickers are now on cars. I didn't write any of them. I'm only the
>>messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good.
>>If they make you angry, that's good too. If you don't want to read
>>them, hit the delete button.
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>>BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
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>>IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
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>>IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
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>>POVERTY, HEALTH CARE, & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
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>>OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
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>>BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT
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>>RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
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>>GOD BLESS EVERYONE
>>(No exceptions)
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>>BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
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>>PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH
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>>WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
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>>IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT
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>>FEEL SAFER NOW?
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>>I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED
>>HIS COUNTRY
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>>JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST -- THAT IS A LIBERAL
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>>MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE
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>>IS IT 2008 YET?
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>>DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson

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>>DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!
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>>ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE: THINK FOR YOURSELF
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>>VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
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>>HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
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>>CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
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>>STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE
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>>GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
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>>KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
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>>DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
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>>ASPIRING CANADIAN
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>>CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION
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>>DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
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>>STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE
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>>HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
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>>HONOR OUR TROOPS: DEMAND THE TRUTH
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>>REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
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>>FACT: BUSH OIL
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>>1999 - $19 BARREL
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>>2006 - $70 BARREL
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>>THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
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>>I'LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT
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>>HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
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