Things that are younger than John McCain

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
GI Joes
Barbie dolls
Chocolate Chip cookies
Scientology
Tupperware
The Air Force
The CIA
Nachos
Both of Barrack Obama's parents
Credit cards
The Area Code
String bikinis
Minute rice
LSD
The Cobb Salad
Pop Tarts
The Discovery of the DNA Double Helix
Ronald Reagan
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves
Hula hoops
Medicare
Nike shoes
The Pentagon
Burger King
Teflon
Gatorade
Slinkies
Disney World and Disneyland
CocaCola in a can
Sweet n' Low
tylenol
Batman
KFC
Rubik's Cube
Breast Implants
The Atom Bomb
Pizza Hut
Frosted Flakes
Alaska
Velcro
Air bags
NATO
The UN
FM Radio
Israel
Rock and Roll
Birth control
Spaghetti-O's
Pinocchio
Bambi
Wizard of Oz
Golden Gate Bridge
Lincoln Tunnel
Plutonium
Indonesia
Pakastan
Iceland
Nylon
Color TV
Dick Cheney
Penicillin
Margaritas
Zip codes
Rocky and Bulwinkle
Bill O'Reilly
copy machines
six packs of soda/beer
The GI Bill of Rights
5 out of 9 of the Supreme Court Justices
satellite photography
The Universal Declaration of Human Rights
Newt Gingrich
Stress as a medical condition
Polyester
Silvio Berlusconi - Italian Prime Minister
The discovery of oil in the desert
The words "acorn squash", "brownnose", "freelancer", "high beam", and "women's room"
Buddy Holly
American Express card
Mensa International
LP music records
The lubricated Condom
Automatic transmissions
Title LXII, Chapter 646-A of New Hampshire State Law - designates guidelines for all handling/displaying of the flag
Bob Dylan
Ralph Lauren
Woman's Day magazine
The Magic 8 Ball
Jack Nicholson
Duct Tape
Alcoholics Anonymous
TV commercials
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
War of the Worlds
49 of our 50 Governors
Scrabble
Baskin Robbins
The TV dinner
Shopping Carts
Grapes of Wrath
The Marijuana Tax Act - before marijuana was illegal
The illegality of marijuana
Cheerios
Defibrillation on people (shocking people when their heart stops)
Spam
Bugs Bunny
The Polio vaccine
AARP
Mount Rogers
Teflon
Superman
The Hindenburg disaster
Ballpoint pens
Frozen waffles
Getting a pizza delivered
The Czech Republic
Computers
York Peppermint Patties