Ashton Kutcher's Christmas Video: A Horny, Rudolph-Loving, Script-Pitching Santa

Ashton Kutcher and his production company put together a hilarious video Christmas card featuring Ashton as a drunk, unemployed Santa looking for work in Hollywood, production partner Jason Goldberg as plays Mrs. Claus and striking writer elves.

Even real-life wife Demi Moore shows up as Rudolph, and has inappropriate relations with Santa in the copy room.