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BUSH to interrupt Thursday night TV again!(Bastard!) UPDATE-3

by
Sam Loomis

Tue Sep 13th, 2005 at 06:36:05 PDT

CNN
just announced that BUSH will push his monkey-face onto my TV screen this
Thursday night at 9:00pm. Great, just fucking great! First he interrupts
my
Sweeps Week TV shows, and now this bullshit.
He has no shame.

Bush is supposed to try and play catch-up with his collapsing poll numbers
and word has it, Bush will most likely try these three tactics to garner up
support:
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1.) Project the appearance of actual human emotion, most likely the one he
is totally devoid of - EMPATHY.

2.) Talk about the sacrifices of the first responders and how "hard" their
job has been. They will be "courageous, heroic, patriotic, lahfucking blah
blah
blah..."

3.) Lay out a hopeful, optimistic, ambitious plan for (the corprorate
takeover) rebuilding New Orleans. The NEW New Orleans Initiative.
Kickbacks, no-bid
contracts, screwing the black man even more....you know the drill.

Now is the time that we all need to be
emailing
our
leaders
TODAY in order to make sure they have an essential RAPID RESPONSE in order.

We should also email the NAACP and other minority organizations to get them
out in front of this issue so that the actual residents of that city have
some
calim on how it is rebuilt.

Thursday, Bush will try to save a drowning and flooded legacy with an
empathetic and positive speech to the people. History proves that when
presidents
bypass the MSM and take their case to the people (Nixon's dog story,
Clinton's sin of the penis) their poll numbers go up.

For the memory of those who were raped, killed, starved and abandoned in New
Orleans, let's not let that happen.

MINORITY UPDATE! Bush will be speaking from the swapmlands of Louisiana and
is scheduled to have lots of NEGROES around him. Some reports have said that
they are looking towards central casting to fill the backviews with people
who look like black preachers, disheveled yet photogenic poor nigras, and
cute
looking black babies.

HACK UPDATE!!! (10:50am EST) As seen in comments below - Chris Matthews just
announced he will have a two-hour SUCK-FEST on Hardball following the
speech.
Matthews, with a schoolboy's lust, will praise Bush's "forceful manly
speech" and it's "take-charge, no B.S. tone and visionary plan" for New
Orleans.
Also have word that ABC's THE NOTE will be slobbering over the brilliance
and witty wordsmith of the Hughes speech and declare Democrats as weak and
insignificant,
deferring total political advantage to Rove and Bush with an abundance of
knowing, insider elite DC self-awareness. More to come.....

UPDATE #3 (2:22pm EST) - Jeff Probst thanks Bush, Quentin Tarantino curses
Bush, calls him "a bitch". Word has come down from sources that Jeff Probst
has
officially thanked Bush for not interrupting the season premiere of
SURVIVOR: GUATEMALA. He stated that Bush "has been so bad for CBS this last
year, it
was a gesture of goodwill that he will not pre-empt our important season
opener, that by the way, will have TWO TWISTS." Quentin Tarantino, however,
has
issued a statement cursing Bush and calling him a "monkey-bitch" for
pre-empting his most excellent season cliffhanger repeat of CSI. "Fuck that
monkey-bitch!"
he was heard saying.

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