Subject: Fwd: Warning from the Center for Disease Control

Warning from the Center for Disease Control

THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a no-nonsense warning about a
new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease
Is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past four
years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,
but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the
English
language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
information; pronounced xenophobia and homo! phobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of
geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity
for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are
amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years
ago in a Texas bush.

Posted by Miriam V.