Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Let the sun shine....

George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when
>> they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over
>> it. Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
>>
>> She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show
>> him.
>>
>> "How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?
>>
>> The little girl says, "Republicans."
>>
>> Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
>>
>> Three weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this time with Karl
>> Rove. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Bush says,
>> "Watch this, Karl; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.
>>
>> Bush greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and
>> she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and
>> asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they
>> are?"
>>
>> She replies, "Democrats."
>>
>> Abashed, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they were
>> Republicans!"
>>
>> "I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

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