A Wartime Love Story - New York Times
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November 4, 2006
Op-Ed Columnist
A Wartime Love Story
By
MAUREEN DOWD

Washington

At the heart of every administration, there is one relationship above all
others that shapes history. Ron and Nancy. Poppy Bush and James Baker.
Billary.
Cheney & Rummy.

W. is the hood ornament, but Cheney & Rummy are the chitty chitty bang bang
engine of this administration. Their four-decade friendship stretches from
Nixon
to Bush II, from Vietnam to Vietnam II.

It's a beautiful love story, really, even more touching than Ted Haggard,
the evangelical preacher and Bush White House adviser, asking a male
prostitute
for crystal meth, or Borat putting a bag over the head of a squealing Pamela
Anderson and carrying her off.

The country, the world, a growing number in their party, and some of the
president's own family may object to the star-crossed match of Cheney &
Rummy,
but the two men are secure in each other's embrace. They've had tons of fun,
from unmanning Colin Powell to unraveling the Geneva Conventions to undoing
half a century of American foreign policy to unnerving the small Chesapeake
Bay town of St. Michaels, Md., where they have bought weekend estates near
each other.

Like some out-of-control manbot, Vice says they will continue "full speed
ahead" in Iraq, no matter what voters say. "We're not running for office,"
he
told ABC's George Stephanopoulos. "We're doing what we think is right." Damn
the democracy - full speed ahead.

W. ratified the Cheney-Rummy mésalliance this week, saying they were doing
"fantastic" jobs and vowing to stick with them. He said "the good thing
about
Vice President Cheney's advice is, you don't read about it in the newspaper
after he gives it." (How would he know?) Being discreet when you give
disastrous
advice: priceless.

Noting that Rummy had presided over Afghanistan and Iraq while overhauling
the military, W. said he was "pleased with the progress we're making."
(Insert
your own punch line here.)

Rummy did have one other defender. The House majority leader, John Boehner,
told Wolf Blitzer that it is the generals who should be blamed if the war is
going badly. So now Republicans are trashing Democrats for undermining the
troops even as they're undermining the troops?

Mr. Bush will go down in history as an isolated, naïve president who was led
by Cheney & Rummy, when he could have gotten better advice from his dad and
wife.

In his new book, "State of Denial," Bob Woodward sketches a scene in which
an anxious first lady presses Andy Card for information about the war. Mr.
Card
says he can't tell her classified information, and she says that W. won't
tell her that stuff, either. She confides her fear that Rummy is hurting her
husband and wonders why he puts up with it.

It's enough to make you long for Nancy Reagan, who quickly dispatched
advisers who were hurting her husband.

Even Rummy's Iraq war cheerleaders, "Cakewalk" Ken Adelman and Richard "Nix
Blix" Perle, are falling all over themselves to knife the Pentagon boss.
Scaling
new heights in the annals of Now They Tell Us, the two men blame the
"dysfunctional" Bush team for the "disaster" in Iraq and say that if they
had known
then what we all know now (and what some of us knew then), they never would
have pushed to invade Iraq.

In January's Vanity Fair, Mr. Adelman told David Rose that when he wrote in
2002 that "liberating Iraq would be a cakewalk," he "just presumed that what
I considered to be the most competent national-security team since Truman
was indeed going to be competent. They turned out to be among the most
incompetent
teams in the postwar era. Not only did each of them, individually, have
enormous flaws, but together they were deadly, dysfunctional."

He said of his old friend Rummy: "I'm crushed by his performance. Did he
change, or were we wrong in the past? Or is it that he was never really
challenged
before? I don't know. He certainly fooled me." He concludes that "the idea
of using our power for moral good in the world" is finished, at least for a
generation.

The neocons insist that it was the execution of the war that was wrong.
Actually, it was wrong to go to war with a trumped-up casus belli and
without ever
debating what could happen if they took a baseball bat to a beehive. A war
designed to bring moral good shouldn't start with a pack of lies. As a
Shakespeare
expert, Mr. Adelman should have known about ends and means.

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The New York Times Company

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