>>In Honor of Stupidity . . .
>>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
>>goods.......
>>
>>
>>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
>>down."
>>(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
>>
>>==========================
>>

>>On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
>>(talk about a news flash)
>>
>>===========================

>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
>>machinery after taking this medication."
>>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
>>could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
>>
>>==========================
>>

>>On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
>>(...and you thought????...)
>>
>>=======================

>>On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
>>(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
>>
>>====================================
>>

>>On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
>>Details inside.
>>(the shoplifter special?)
>>
>>===========================
>>

>>On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
>>(and that would be???....)
>>
>>============================
>>

>>
>>On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>>(but, it's only a suggestion.)
>>
>>========================
>>
>>>>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
>>(but wouldn't this save me time?)
>>
>>==============================
>>
>>On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>>(..I'm taking this because???....)
>>
>>==============================
>>

>>On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
>>(as opposed to what?)
>>
>>==========================

>>On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
>>(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>>
>>==============================
>>

>>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
>>nuts."
>>(Step 3: say what?)
>>
>>===========================

>>On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable
>>you to fly."
>>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>>
>>========================

>>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
>>genitals."
>>(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>>
>>===========================
Posted by Miriam V.