Dear Friends and Relatives:

I have the distinguished honor of having been named to the committee to
raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush. I am contacting you
in

hopes you will be willing to contribute to this noble cause. But first, a
little about

what the committee has been doing to date.

We originally wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore, until we discovered
that there was not enough room for two more faces. Then, we decided to
erect a statue of George in the Washington, DC Hall of Fame. We were in
a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper
to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a
lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George
could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest

Republican of all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he
got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where
he had been, decimated the well-being of the majority of the population
while he was there, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.

George W. Bush Monument Committee

Posted by Miriam V.