Fw: Walmart

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From: <KaringAngelsIntl@aol.com>
To: <KaringAngelsIntl@aol.com>
Sent: Friday, February 03, 2006 7:21 PM
Subject: Walmart

WALMART
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My
elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
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"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
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Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong
and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . .
. A lot cheaper than a doctor."
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So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
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Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy ! activity. It will
improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
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That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
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He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries
back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars,
pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
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The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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